Luis Suárez's Legendary Bite vs. My Legendary Commitment to Flossing
A relatable joke about keeping promises to yourself, using a sports figure as the setup.
Luis Suárez has bitten three people on a soccer field and faced zero consequences.
I promised myself I'd floss every night and made it exactly two days.
Who's the real outlaw here?
- dentist-humor
- new-year-new-me
- relatable
- sports
- goals