Pulse

The John Denver Playlist vs. Your Actual Road Trip Energy

You put on John Denver for a 6-hour drive thinking you'll be zen and adventurous. Reality: you're white-knuckling the steering wheel at mile 47, questioning every life choice.

Setup: You queue up John Denver for your cross-country road trip because you're going to be that person—sun-kissed, philosophical, taking in the majesty of America.

Reality at mile 47: You're screaming "ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH" at a tollbooth attendant, your snacks are everywhere, and you've already called someone to ask if it's normal for a minivan to make that noise.

John Denver made it look so easy. Dude was just vibing through the mountains. You're out here navigating truck stops and arguing with your GPS.

The question: What's the song that gives you false confidence about your abilities? 👀

  • road-trip
  • john-denver
  • road-trip-reality
  • wholesome-humor
  • everyday-struggles
  • self-deprecating